绝世小农民

，婶子告诉你，你那事成了！”

    “成了？”马小乐刚<span class='T_101'></span>了口玉米肠，呆呆地愣住了，“秀……秀花婶，这么快就定下弦了？！”

    “那还有假，你秀花婶还能骗你么！”张秀花满脸的主子气，“小乐，你说你该怎么感谢你秀花婶？”

    马小乐二话不说，弯<span class='T_167'></span>“刷”地一声褪下了大<span class='T_40'></span>头，右手抄起<span class='T_99'></span><span class='T_137'></span>里的大玩意儿甩了两下，然后左手从<span class='T_178'></span>里拿下玉米肠，“秀花婶，没得说，保证<span class='T_94'></span>得你晕头转向！”

    “咯咯……”张秀花捂<span class='T_178'></span>前仰后合地笑了起来，“小乐，你个驴玩意儿托生的，天生就是<span class='T_158'></span>女人的货，要不长那么大的家伙有啥用？！”说完，蹲下来饶有兴致地伸手拨<span class='T_94'></span>起来。

    马小乐听了这个消息满心欢喜，索<span class='T_86'></span><span class='T_128'></span>着<span class='T_52'></span><span class='T_29'></span>让张秀花玩个够。张秀花可受不了这个<span class='T_15'></span><span class='T_119'></span>，没<span class='T_94'></span>两下就<span class='T_6'></span>心<span class='T_134'></span>起，“小乐，你快<span class='T_94'></span>我两下吧，下面<span class='T_9'></span>得很，还<span class='T_87'></span><span class='T_87'></span>的。”

    此刻马小乐可是乖极了，“行<span class='T_117'></span>，只要秀花婶想要，我随时都可<span class='T_94'></span>得你<span class='T_67'></span><span class='T_67'></span>的！”

    张秀花听得心里犹如蚂蚁踹窝，浑<span class='T_164'></span>的<span class='T_43'></span>孔里冒着贱<span class='T_114'></span>，赶忙起<span class='T_164'></span>拉下<span class='T_40'></span>子，又褪下<span class='T_40'></span>衩，“小乐，你是从前面<span class='T_25'></span>还是从后面<span class='T_25'></span>？”

    “你说了算，你觉着那样好受就哪样来，我都一样，只管一个劲地捣鼓就是了。”马小乐抬着高傲的独目小头，<span class='T_105'></span>视着张秀花小<span class='T_23'></span>下黑乎乎的那一撮凹<span class='T_11'></span>。

    张秀花看都看得要狂<span class='T_51'></span>了，哪里还架得住马小乐这番挑<span class='T_18'></span>，一步上前，叉<span class='T_99'></span><span class='T_34'></span>住了马小乐的话儿，“小乐，你使劲捣鼓吧，你秀花婶不怕你那又<span class='T_16'></span>又大的东西……”

    “嘿嘿。”马小乐<span class='T_128'></span>着<span class='T_52'></span><span class='T_29'></span><span class='T_16'></span>鲁地镶嵌<span class='T_177'></span>了张秀花的<span class='T_164'></span><span class='T_110'></span>，张秀花上下一个哆嗦，“好<span class='T_133'></span&g